Tips for sucking dick when your body’s broken
Giving head isn’t supposed to hurt.
But everything does when your body’s falling apart. Blowjobs are just another casualty.
It took me a while to adapt to it, too.
Because it used to be really easy for me. I’d try to get comfy, part my lips, and do everything I could to make him moan.
I don’t know if I gave great head or anything like that. But it felt good and I had a lot of fun doing it.
But after a while, it didn’t feel quite as good as it used to.
I’d suck cock for a bit too long and end up feeling sore in a few places.
After a minute or two, my joints would be stiffer than the dick in my mouth.
When it was over, I’d feel so worn out that I’d almost regret blowing my husband.
And I really don’t want to feel that way.
Giving head should be a positive experience.
It should be all about pleasuring the man I love with the mouth he seems to be so fond of.
I should be getting wet and turned on from having a stiff shaft between my lips.
I should be able to get off on all the praise he gives me while I’m doing it.
And it still is, for the most part. But it’s really hard to fully enjoy any of it when it feels like my body’s dashboard light is blinking.
The soreness. The aches. The pains. Just knowing that I’m going to feel all sorts of discomfort the next day. It makes it really difficult to just suck it and enjoy it.
So, I had two choices.
I could give up on blowing my husband entirely. I don’t think my body’s ever going to stop being fragile, so I could just take anything that’s rough on it and chuck it out of my life. Even if it means never being called a good girl while licking the tip of his cock.
Or I could find a way to work with my janky body and figure out a way to suck a damn dick without hurting myself in the process.
And even though I could live a long and happy life as a pillow princess, I decided to keep sucking.
As long as I could find a way to give them without hurting myself, blowjobs would stay a part of my life.
And lucky me, I managed to find a few ways to give head that are a lot easier on my body. These are the most useful ones.
I Stay Off My Knees
Good girls get on their knees.
Sore girls stay the fuck off the floor.
Which is a real shame, because there’s something really hot about a girl getting down on her knees to suck cock. And it felt really satisfying when I could do it. It made my subby little heart flutter.
But it’s just too much.
I don’t have knees of steel. Kneeling down on the floor is instantly uncomfortable for me.
I’ve gotten carried away before. Got all horny and decided I’d be a good little cocksucker. I’d pull his cock out of his pants, eagerly get down on my knees – and instantly regret it.
I learned my lesson now. It puts way too much pressure on those joints, so I don’t do it anymore.
I’ll blow my husband in bed, on the couch, on the sex chair – just not the floor.
I Give Him the Old Stroke ‘n’ suck
Blowjobs aren’t just hard on my knees – they’re tough on my jaw, too.
I could avoid hurting my jaw by stroking him off instead. My husband’s sex-acts-from-humping-to-hotdogging” target=”_blank”>really into handjobs, so I don’t think he’d mind at all.
But I would. It’s the same damn problem – too much jerking and I start to really feel it. My wrists, my fingers, my elbow – basically anything that can bend starts hurting.
So, I’ve got to keep switching it up.
I suck him off for a bit. Then I stroke him for a while. Then I’ll lick his cock and maybe give it a few sucks until I’ve got to switch back to hand stuff.
As long as I keep alternating, I can avoid feeling any discomfort. And his dick gets non-stop action, so it’s all good.
I Pick the Right Positions
Sometimes, I’ll happen to get in a position that just works.
It’s super comfortable. It’s easy on my neck. I can suck with ease.
So, I’ll just stick to it for the entire blowjob.
Being on my side tends to work well when we’re lying in bed. It definitely beats getting on my creaky knees.
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Sometimes I’ll just sit and have him stand next to me so his cock’s at mouth level. It’s probably a bit awkward for him to stand naked on the couch, but I’m sure it’s a small price to pay for a blowjob from his favorite lady.
Even in a decent position, I can get sore soon after I start. So, I tend to move around a bit while I’m going down on him. I’ll shift my hips. I’ll make little adjustments. Or I’ll switch to an entirely different position halfway through.
And hey, that just adds variety. I’m sure he can appreciate that.
I Get Him to Fuck My Mouth
My neck can get really messed up when I give head for too long.
If I’m not careful, it will get sore before my jaw does.
And residual neck pain is worse than jaw pain. Of all the blowjob injuries I can get, a sore neck is right up there with an aching back.
So, I try to give my neck a few breaks.
Sometimes, I’ll do that by jerking him off.
Or I’ll lick the head of his cock because I can usually hold my head in place while I do that.
But the best way is to just ask him to fuck my mouth.
He’ll take over and thrust his cock between my lips. He’ll sex-dolls-is-so-hot”>use me like a sex doll – but in a really playful way. He’ll tell me how good my mouth feels while he has his way with it.
And all I have to do is take it.
I get to be his little blowjob princess, but he does all the work and my neck gets the break it needs.
It’s fun. It’s naughty. And it’s ergonomically friendly.
I Bust Out the Flavored Lube
I basically never suck a plain dick anymore.
I’m sure I’d do it in a pinch. But otherwise, there’s really no point. Not when I could suck a dick that tastes like peach, butterscotch, or a frosted cupcake.
But it’s not just the flavor that makes it good – it’s the lubiness.
A slippery dick is so much easier to suck.
And I don’t know why, but it’s easier on the jaw too. The better it’s lubed, the longer I can go without any discomfort.
You’ve got to work smarter, not harder to get ahead in life. And when it comes to sucking dick, that means lubing it up.
An Open Ended Stroker Would Help
Alright, so this one I haven’t really done yet.
But I’ve used strokers on my husband and it’s perfect for chronic pain.
Because you get to give him all sorts of intense stimulation without having to break your joints trying to jack him off like a piston.
And I’ve got my eye on a really cute blowjob one now.
It’s open-ended, which means I could stroke and blow without interruption. I could even stroke while blowing if I’m coordinated enough.
If I can combine dick sucking with a stroker, I’ll be unstoppable. Even if I have to give my husband a busted blowjob, he’ll still get tons of stimulation – and the sheer pleasure of being in my mouth.
Chronic Pain Blows, But At Least I Can Still suck
Being chronically ill makes it really hard to have the kind of sex life I want.
I wish I could be all sweet and horny, but I’ve got too much brain fog to get it up half the time.
I wish I could bend like a cheerleader and mix it up with some porny positions. But I have to stick to sex-positions-i-use-for-chronic-pain”>the ones my back can handle.
And I wish I could just get on my knees and suck a dick without worrying about hurting my neck, my jaw, or pretty much any other part of my body.
But if I can work within my limits, it’s not too bad.
I can get fucked without feeling like I fell down the stairs.
I can get all the pussy“>pussy massages I want without having to take muscle relaxers after.
And if I’m careful, I can give head without hurting myself.
It’s really annoying having such a fragile body and needing to make all these modifications. But at least I can still get my husband to fuck my mouth, bang me like a little spoon, and then sex“>get me a bowl of peach slices when we’re done – and that’s still pretty damn good.
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